39 Gross Things Most Couples Do But Don’t Talk About

The grosser you are, the deeper the love.

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1. Checking each other’s noses for bogeys.

2. Checking their ears for wax.

3. Helping them get morning gunk out of their eye.

4. Squeezing their spot that’s in a hard to reach place.

5. Or squeezing one that’s not hard to reach, it just looks like fun.

6. Smelling each other’s armpits to check if they need a wash.

7. Smelling each other’s clothes to check if they need a wash.

8. Chatting to each other when one of you is having a wee.

9. Or if you’re really comfortable with each other, when one of you is having a poo.

10. Scraping the hair ball out of the shower drain, knowing it’s got a mix of both your pubes in it.

11. Weeing in the shower that you both share.

12. Getting in their old bath water and washing your hair even though they’ve washed their bum in there.

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13. Sharing a towel.

14. Sharing a toothbrush when one of you forgets yours on holiday.

15. Sharing a flannel.

16. Wearing their old T-shirt because it smells like them and that makes you happy.

17. Checking their teeth for food.

18. Eating dessert from the same spoon.

19. Licking your finger and rubbing some food off their face.


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